my mom has an insightful facebook status

5 PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name..
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk

did you know its "cool" for people to share statuses? like...copy and paste it and put it as their own? i mean, i get it...i just had no idea this was going on. not that's it really matters...

goodnight!
ps i am officially a straight up G.. or at least until i'm 80....DO THE MATH.
pps ....do your parents have facebook??